I just sort of wanted to make a list of my fics. I'm bored so :P
Standalones
Disney Ain't Got Shit On Me (NC-17)(Ryan/Brendon)
All Brendon wants is to go to Disney but Ryan has other plans.
Welcome To The Monkey House (PG)(Ryan/Brendon)
Brendon's bored so he goes to Ryan's.
I was searching my fridge frantically. I just went shopping yesterday, how can I not find anything to eat?! This was insane. Okay, maybe it wasn't insane, but it was driving me insane! I groaned and shut the fridge door. I felt a tap on my shoulder and jumped.
Cupcakes (NC-17)(Ryan/Brendon)
Ryan likes that Brendon likes frosting.
Model Cars in the Mall Aren't Just For Show (NC-17)(Ryan/Brendon)
Ryan and Brendon have some fun in the mall.
"But you don't know what crazy bitches will get there at six to buy all the good stuff!" he whined as he forced me into the passenger seat of his car.Chemicals (PG)(Ryan/Brendon)
We were in our usual spot on the floor of Ryan's room. Just lying on our backs. Not talking. It was more peaceful that way. It always was.
Witchcraft (PG-13)(Ryan/Brendon)
AU/Based on the Salem Witchcraft Trials. "Don't believe those stories, Ry. Trust me, they'll lead to bad things," Brendon whispered as he pressed his lips against Ryan's.Show Me All The Rules (PG)(Brendon/Ryan)
AU High School fluffyness. Brendon raised an eyebrow and bit his lip. Ryan looked very cute when frustrated.
"Who the fuck cars about The Beatles?!" Ryan groaned. "I mean, they weren't even American! I don't understand why it's asking what year they were on the goddamn Ed Sullivan Show. I mean, what kind of-"Homecoming (PG-13)(Brendon/Ryan)
AU Homecoming High School story. Brendon stares after the emo boy in his study hall class while at a school dance.
"You're so blind, I swear!" Brendon groaned as he pointed to a boy leaning against the far wall.
"Oh, the emo one?" Jon asked, squinting slightly.Ghost Stories (PG)(Ryan/Brendon)
AU Halloween story"Oh, well there's this house and, I'm not going to lie, it's not the
nicest house out there. You know, old and really dirty. Nobody's lived
there for awhile," Ryan explained as they crossed a street. "There's a
lot of weird rumors about it. Have you heard them? It's a house on
Witterman Ave."Cats Is A Great Play (R)(Ryan/Brendon, Jon/Spencer, Pete/Patrick)
Brendon Urie had been working at Cactus Hills High for almost two months now. He really likes his job which consists of running the entire Drama Department (with some help from the Freshman English Teacher, Ryan Ross). Brendon gets the task of running the school's Spring play and he recruits Ryan to help.Chaptered
Hot For Teacher (NC-17) (co-write)
(Ryan/OFC, Ryan/Brendon)
Teacher/Student ficBrendon's the class clown and Ryan's the new teacher. While Ryan's trying to hook up with the Geometry teacher Brendon's trying to hook up with Ryan.
I Can Hear 'Em Talking in the Dorms (NC-17) (co-write)
(Ryan/Brendon, Jon/Spencer)
College AU. Ryan's an English professor and Brendon's a freshman.
Stories Based on FML's off of fmylife.comHaircut, Shampoo, and a Blow Job (R)(Ryan/Brendon)
Ryan needs a haircut but something else slips out when he tries to ask the attractive hairdresser for a haircut, shampoo, and a blow dry.
Ticket?(PG)(Ryan/Brendon)
Brendon works as a train conductor and it has it's ups and downs...
Getting Even (PG)
(semi-Ryan/Brendon)
based on:
Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML